May 17, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I was thinking about waxing body hair, actually the cost of waxing body hair. Specifically, how would you determine the price?

Is it by surface area or the number of hairs? Maybe it's the amount of wax used or the number of people that have to yank off all of that hair, their tolerance and endurance for such a task?

There must be some kind of Department of Waxers and Waxing that have a formula for what it will run you to get free from the fuzz.

I wasn't thinking about it for me. I was watching the "Wolfman" the other night and I was thinking about just how hairy that guys was and if he wanted to do a bit of "groundskeeping" what it might run him. I know one thing, it ain't going to be cheap.

*-- What Happened To Your Ears? --*

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears?

"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"

"The son-of-a-bitch called back!"

*-- What Are You Supposed To Be? --*

A guy named Bob goes to a costume dress party with a girl on his back.

Harold, answering the door: What are you supposed to be?

Bob: A turtle.

Harold: What do you mean?

Bob: The girl on my back is Michelle.

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do rich cats have in their refrigerators?

A: Automatic mice makers.


Q: How do you call an Eskimo cow?

A: An Eskimoo!