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May 17, 2017

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10dollarsI was thinking about waxing body hair, actually the cost of waxing body hair. Specifically, how would you determine the price?

Is it by surface area or the number of hairs? Maybe it's the amount of wax used or the number of people that have to yank off all of that hair, their tolerance and endurance for such a task?

There must be some kind of Department of Waxers and Waxing that have a formula for what it will run you to get free from the fuzz.

I wasn't thinking about it for me. I was watching the "Wolfman" the other night and I was thinking about just how hairy that guys was and if he wanted to do a bit of "groundskeeping" what it might run him. I know one thing, it ain't going to be cheap.

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