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May 15, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsI hope all of the mommies out there had a very Happy Mother's Day!

With Jack's birthday, Mother's Day, and the preparation for the Sean and Jack Birthday Extravaganza coming next weekend, I'm unbelievably worn out. I think I'm going to take the rest of the day off and try to recuperate.

Stacy told me that it might be an iron deficiency that's got me down. So apparently I need to take some iron pills or do some ironing... I'm not exactly sure.

Wish me well, and I'll see you on Wednesday.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.

He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."
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*-- You Ain't From Around Here... --*

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks at him.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"

The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: "Are you sure it's mine?"


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A: Beer Nuts are $1.25, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

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