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Phunny Pictures - May 6, 2017

Howdy Folks,


Here's sum advice to keep in yer mind. It has done right by me time and time again.

"Never trust anyone that has more toes than teeth."

That is why i don't lend any money to my wifes side of the family. What a bunch of toothless moochers!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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Last Weeks Picture:


Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

Oh, this was for *everybody*?

You've heard of the cookie monster? This is the cake monster.

Look mommy, no hands!

Fork? I don't need no stinkin fork!

Mommy says I've got a big enough mouth.

Calories only count when you use a fork.

But mommy I didn't "touch" the cake!

But it's my birthday, so I get the first piece of cake!

I'll start my diet Monday

Proof you can have your cake and eat it too

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