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MOUTHPIECE - May 2, 2017

Good Afternoon,

If you're looking for love then it's probably a good idea to have a few pick up line or two ready to use. If you don't have any at the ready I have provided a good list for you that is guaranteed to get you some action; and by "action" I mean you getting slapped in the face or a drink thrown in it. Hey, you get what you get.

Then be sure to check out the Celebrity Baby Name Generator and 7 Movies That Secretly Hid Big Actors Under Special Effects. Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made."
--Otto von Bismarck

"Never spend your money before you have it."
--Thomas Jefferson

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
--e e cummings

[m] What's On the Web?

7 Movies That Secretly Hid Big Actors Under Special Effects

From Most movies are all too eager to advertise that they star A-list actors. That's why it's surprising when some movies go out of their way to eclipse their star power using elaborate disguises. Check out some big stars hiding out in plain sight.

Visit: 7 Movies That Secretly Hid Big Actors Under Special Effects

Celebrity Baby Name Generator

From Why should famous parents have all the fun? Give our baby name generator a spin and create a name weird or wonderful enough to fit a future star!

Visit: Celebrity Baby Name Generator

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*-- Pick Up Lines --*

-I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

-I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

-If I followed you home, would you keep me?

-If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

-My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

-So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

-Stand still so I can pick you up!

-Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

-What time do you have to be back in heaven?

-What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.

-What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

-What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

-What's your sign?

-Where have you been all my life?

-Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

-Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

-You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

-You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.

-Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

-Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.


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