May 10, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Tomorrow is Jack's birthday! My little buddy is turning 5. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

It seems like just yesterday that Stacy and I brought newborn Jack home from the hospital and our journey into parenthood began. It's been amazing...and scary...and crazy...and fun...and one of the best decisions that I have ever made with Stacy. I wouldn't change a thing.

I often wonder what I was thinking when the idea of having kids was brought to my attention. I'll tell you this...I wasn't think about just how wonderful it would be.

When it comes to having kids, if you get a kid like Jack, you must be doing something right.

Happy Birthday, Jack! I love you so much.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why do tigers live in the jungle?

A: They hate city traffic.


Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?

A: Look at the orange mama laid.

*-- Oh Deer! --*

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck.

"Where's Henry?"

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail."

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?"

"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to steal Henry."

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do you call a Fairy that doesn't take baths?

A: Stinkerbell.


Q: Why did Donald Duck go to college?

A: He wanted to be a wise quacker.