May 08, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Today is not my day. I forgot to shave half on my face this morning. So for most of the day I'll have been working with my left hand covering the clean side.

When it time to have lunch I'll run off to the bathroom and fix my problem. I have a magic marker. I'll just draw facial hair on the nude side of my face. That'll fix it!

Hopefully, it's not a permanent marker. If it is I guess I'll just have to get used to looking like a 'Pirates of the Caribbean' reject and practice saying, "Arrr, maties!"

Hey, I've dealt with worse, maties!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why was the sick man arrested in his car?

A: For Driving Under the Influenza.


Q: What are two things you don't eat for breakfast?

A: Lunch and dinner.

*-- Get Out of This House --*

My wife was screaming at me: "Leave! Get out of this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied, "So now you want me to stay?"

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why did the music teacher get locked in his classroom?

A: His keys were inside the piano!


Q: What did one skunk say to the other skunk when they were cornered?

A: "Let us spray."