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May 03, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

10dollarsAccording to an article that doesn't exist, I discovered that Friday is National "No Pants" Day.

I don't know the origin of this celebration or how it became national thing, but I'm not one to argue. I am definitely going to celebrate.

So on Friday, I'm going to make sure that I take my time whenever I walk to refill my coffee.

Everyone in the office is in for a treat. I am expecting catcalls. I deserve catcalls.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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