May 03, 2017
Good Morning Groanies,
According to an article that doesn't exist, I discovered that Friday is National "No Pants" Day.
I don't know the origin of this celebration or how it became national thing, but I'm not one to argue. I am definitely going to celebrate.
So on Friday, I'm going to make sure that I take my time whenever I walk to refill my coffee.
Everyone in the office is in for a treat. I am expecting catcalls. I deserve catcalls.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get when you cross a stray cat with a crocodile?
A: An alley gator.
Q: What did the plate say to the silverware?
A: 'Dinner's on me.'
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*-- The Fish Tank Joke --*
There were two fish sitting in a tank.
With a puzzled look on his face, the one fish turned to the other and asked: Any idea on how to drive this thing?"
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*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with two elephants?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: Why were all the dairy cows mad at the farmer?
A: He had no consideration for the feelings of udders.
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