April 26, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Thanks so much for your feedback. Things are still getting worked out so please be patient.

Now, let's get right to the jokes!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why couldn't the pirate get to Davy Jones' Locker?

A: He didn't know Davy Jones' combination...


Q: What do you get when you cross a lobster with a baseball player?

A: A pinch hitter.

*-- You're In Good Health --*

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What does the tooth fairy give for half a tooth?

A: Nothing. She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.


Q: What did the dolphin say when he bumped into the whale?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.