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Sunday, April 23, 2017

Greetings Laff Lovers,

An old high school buddy invited me to a round of golf this week. I haven't seen him since last summer and when I pulled up in the parking lot I was surprised to see him sporting a six inch beard.

"That fuzz on your face is longer than your dick," I said by way of greeting. "I bet Marie is happy that you've taken up the Charles Darwin look." I leaned in and sniffed. "Actually, your beard smells like Marie's clam. How is she, by the way?"

"Not happy."

"Understandable considering who she married."

Later in the round the cart girl complemented him on his beard as he was buying a drink. She left and he turned to me and said, "She wants me."

Some things never change. 'She wants me' was the caption beneath his high school yearbook photo.

"They all do, Bones. They all do."

Undevelopedly,

TZ

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