MOUTHPIECE - April 18, 2017
Hey, today I have a few reasons for allowing drinking at work. Some of us don't need more that one reason, but I digress.
If you think about it, it may not be the most productive thing to do at work, but it will definitely help you get through the day.
I also have the Bubble Spinner Game for you, as well as, 15 Movies With Sequels That Make No Sense. That's right, Matrix Reloaded, you're on the list.
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"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
"To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive."
--Robert Louis Stevenson
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
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15 Movies With Sequels That Make No Sense
From Cracked.com: Once upon a time, famous bard and wise man Biggie Smalls once said "Mo' money, mo' problems" -- a sentiment that is unfortunately too true when it comes to movies. Because, while it's great to see our favorite films do really well at the box office, that success often leads to sequels that, more often than not, are bizarre pieces of garbage.
Visit: 15 Movies With Sequels That Make No Sense
Bubble Spinner Game
From Addicting Games.com: You spin bubbles. You pop bubbles. But, it's not as easy as it sounds or looks. You got a use some strategy.
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*-- Reasons to Allow Drinking at Work --*
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.
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