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Monday, April 17, 2017

Good morning crew,

My wife invited her parents over to the house Sunday afternoon for Easter lunch. I'm not sure what she was expecting to happen, but she bought a ten pound ham to feed four people. And that's not counting the mashed potatoes, corn, rolls, hard-boiled eggs and cold pasta salad.

Maybe she was overcompensating for something.

Anyway, we barely made a dent in that mammoth joint. So it looks like I'm having ham for dinner the rest of the week.

Anybody have any good leftover ham recipes?

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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