THE DAILY GROANER - April 17, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Okay, ready for some llama humor? Who isn't?!

Q: What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?

A: Alpaca my bags.

Is it me or is there just not enough llama humor out there? Its just me, isn't it?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a bee born in between April 30 and June 1?

A: A maybe.


Q: Know what Paul Revere said at the end of his famous ride?

A: WHOA!



*-- I'm Not Happy --*
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!

He looked up at me and said, 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a cow spying on another cow?

A: A steak out.


Q: What does a cow say when she has a cold?

A: Aaaahhh...AAAAhhh....AAAAHHHHMMMMMOOOOO!

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