MOUTHPIECE - March 28, 2017
It's spring, right? I could've swore it was spring. And what's with all of the March Showers? I thought it was April Showers? Hey, I'm not a meteorologist, but you didn't come here for a forecast, you can here for fun!
Well, I guess we will just have to stay indoors and enjoy today's Mouthpiece. Lucky us, right? Trust me, today's issue has some good stuff.
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
"TV is chewing gum for the eyes."
--Frank Lloyd Wright
"The important thing is not to stop questioning."
[m] What's On the Web?
'80s Fantasy Movie Moments That Terrified Us as Kids
From Denofgeek.com: Fearsome monsters, grasping hands, and a suggestive tree. Here are 10 fantasy movie moments that scarred us as kids... Thanks for the nightmares!
Visit: '80s Fantasy Movie Moments That Terrified Us as Kids
Toss the Turtle
"When we say "toss," we actually mean "blast out of a cannon." Which is a great place to start. Shoot your flying turtle to keep him in the air; do a little turtle steering to go farther." If he would just stay in his shell he wouldn't hurt so much. Oh, no real turtles were harmed during the development or while playing this game.
Visit: Toss the Turtle
[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre April Holidays --*
April 1 is One Cent Day
April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is Go For Broke Day
April 6 is Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is No Housework Day
April 8 is All Is Ours Day
April 9 is Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is Golfers Day
April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is National Pecan Day
April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is International Jugglers Day
April 19 is Garlic Day
April 20 is Look Alike Day
April 21 is Kindergarten Day
April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is Tell A Story Day
April 28 is Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is National Honesty Day
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