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QUOTE A DAY - March 28, 2017

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*---- Quotes For The Day ----*

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
--Sir Winston Churchill

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
--Jeff Valdez

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
--Fran Lebowitz


**--- MYSTERY QUOTE ---**

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

See at the bottom for the answer




*---- More Quotes for the Week ----*

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
--Robert Benchley

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
--Mark Twain

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
--Joe Weinstein


MYSTERY QUOTE AND ANSWER - DID YOU GUESS CORRECTLY?

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

ANSWER: Alfred North Whitehead

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