Saturday, March 25, 2017

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

A hair salon owner in Germany, came up with a unique way to give women relaxing neck massages after taking a trip South Africa. The Haar Mode Team salon located in Dresden, uses a large snake to give women deep relaxing neck massages.

Hair salon owner Frank Doehlen, said that he was inspired to use the reptile during a visit to South Africa, where he saw snakes being used for massages.

He charges about $40 for a-la python neck massage service that lasts around 30 minutes. Doehlen named his 13-year-old snake Monty, which is estimated to be 90 percent pure muscle.

Doehlen said that many customers tried the neck massage and are very happy. One customer revealed that she often gets neck pain during her work as a chimney cleaner.

She said that the a-la python neck massage service helps her a lot, and vowed to come back for more.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*--------------- The Hangover Bus ---------------*
A Las Vegas bus is offering passengers more than a quick commute -- it serves as a mobile clinic to cure hangovers in 45 minutes. The Hangover Heaven Bus, run by Dr. Jason Burke, can be found seven days a week parked at various locations around the Las Vegas strip to offer refuge to hard partying people who find themselves feeling the post-alcohol sickness. The three packages offered at the mobile clinic involve IV fluids, vitamins, antioxidants, and treatments for headaches and nausea. Burke said the process can cure a hangover in 45 minutes. The doctor said he based his process on his experience as an anesthesiologist. He said the symptoms of a hangover are very similar to those of someone coming out of anesthesia, so he adapted the techniques he would use on patients post-surgery to suit the drinking crowd. The Hangover Heaven Bus is busiest between 8 a.m. and 10 a.m. on Sundays, employees said, and is often booked solid in advance for events such as the Super Bowl.

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The Beer Belly Defense (only available in Canada)
A doctor in Canada, who was accused of sexually assaulting his female patients by pressing his private parts against their legs, told a committee that he could not physically do that due to his large belly. A 5-member panel of the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario's discipline committee, heard that Dr. Rodion Andrew Kunynetz, who is a dermatologist, sexually assaulted female patients on multiple occasions. After reviewing all the evidence in the cases, the committee found the doctor guilty of sexually abusing one patient by touching her chest under her bra without clinical justification for doing so. Kunynetz denied all the allegations, claiming that it was physically impossible for him to press his manhood against his patients' legs because the size of his belly. However, the committee ruled that Kunynetz failed to prove this. He is facing 11 criminal counts of sexual assault and one count of gross indecency. A total of 11 women filed complaints with the police against the doctor.




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Thai fighter...that was clever. -Chris


Great....now my search history at work has a twerking video on it. You can't post a story like that and not expect a guy to google it. Totally your fault Lewis.
[Click the star at the top right of your browser page and select history. Left click the day you searched for the twerking video and scroll to find the link. Right click on that link and select delete. I search for things on my work computer that I shouldn't too.]


Lewis, there are 196 countries in the world, and only one of them (USA) is stupid enough to cling to an ancient and bizarre system of units which includes lbs... Steve krenek, New Zealand (where we use sensible units).


Just think of the fund raiser they could have had with 4 pounds of pot, if only it was legal!
[They could still sell it. The law doesn't seem to stop dealers.]

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