THE DAILY GROANER - March 15, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

I think the pants I'm wearing today are not my pants. I don't know who's pants they are or where they came from, but they fit like a glove.

Oh, maybe I should check the wallet that's in the back pocket. Maybe this is the clue which will reveal the true owner of these mysterious pants.

Oh, the wallet is mine! These are my pants! Sorry, false alarm.

I know what threw me off. I had them on backwards. That was weird.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Two Lawyers and A Lady --*
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by.

One attorney turns to his associate and comments, "Boy, I would like to screw her!

The other attorney thinks for a second and said, "Out of what?"



*-- Does It Work? --*
A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.

She asked: "Do you have Viagra?"

"Yes," he answered.

She asked, "Does it work?"

"Yes," he answered.

"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.

"I can if I take two," he answered.



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How many people are there in Rio?

A: At least a Brazilian.


Q: What do snakes put on their kitchen floors?

A: Rep-tiles!

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