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Monday, March 13, 2017

Good morning crew,

Winter's not over yet. After weeks of irregular weather with temperatures whizzing up and down between the 20s and the 60s, winter decided to give us a farewell snowstorm. It started early this morning and it's still coming down. They are forecasting up to 9 inches by tomorrow.

I guess winter wasn't about to go out without a fight. He just squeezed it in, too. Next week is spring.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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