THE DAILY GROANER - March 13, 2017
Good Morning Groanies,
It's weird, but I've been thinking about the past. I can't get over the fact that time moves so fast. Kids grow up, styles change, life marches on. Things change so fast it's scary.
It felt like just yesterday I was waking up in my Star Wars pajamas, eating cereal with marshmallow, playing with my toys on the living room carpet, watching cartoons, enjoying a juice box and taking a nap. What a feeling!
I could swear that I did all of those things yesterday. Oh, wait...that was yesterday.
Juice boxes rule!
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!
Q: What kind of illness does a Martial Artist get?
A: Kung Flu!
*-- Where Have You Been? --*
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church."
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
A: With a pair of Caesars.
Q: What do you call an American drawing?
A: A Yankee doodle.
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