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Phunny Pictures - March 11, 2017

Howdy Folks,


I think the older i get the smart i get, cuz of all the learnin I get to doin.

there are some things that i do know. Things like tube-tops, Night Ranger, smokin' while showerin', datin' siblin's, fishin' with explosives and BBQin'.

But with all the stuff i doo know there are sum things I don't understand or oversit. Things like after dinner mints, SUV's, light beer, leap years, the french. You know, stuff like that.

And there are some things that I need to understand. Things like the right to remain silent, knowin' when Ive eaten enuff cheese, don't microwave metal, youre suposed to have two eyebrows and other stuff like that.

I just thought that y'all should know that i'm a work in progress. I need more serious learnin', to get reel smart and such. You know, like Dr. Pepper smart.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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