Friday, March 10, 2017

Good morning crew,

Daylight Saving Time begins this weekend. Don't forget to 'spring ahead' one hour Sunday morning. Try not to think of it so much as losing an hour of sleep, but rather as a good excuse to go into work an hour late on Monday.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Tomorrow, there's a protest across the country known as 'A Day Without Women.' In fairness, I celebrated 'A Day Without Women' all through my 20s." -Conan O'Brien

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"Hasbro announced they are making a new version of Monopoly to appeal to a younger generation. That means it won't come with any cash, so you'll have to borrow some from your parents' Monopoly set." -Jimmy Fallon

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"A man in Austria yesterday tried to enter a court with a bag of cockroaches. 'Get those horrible creatures out of here!' said the cockroaches about the lawyers." -Seth Meyers

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As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've often been mistaken for a flight attendant, ticket agent or even a snack-bar employee. Occasionally people will see me in uniform and ask if I'm a "real" pilot. Still others congratulate me for making it in a male-dominated field.

One day, I was in the restroom before a flight. I was at the sink, brushing my teeth, when a woman walked through the door and looked over at me. "My sister would be so proud of you!" she remarked.

"Oh, is your sister an airline pilot too?" I asked.

With a confused expression the woman said, "No. She's a dentist."




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A woman came home from the store with two cases of beer, three bottles of wine, a bottle of whiskey and two loaves of bread.

"Are we expecting company?" her husband asked.

"No," she replied.

"Then why did you buy so much bread?"