THE DAILY GROANER - March 8, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Here are a few random thoughts...

1. Do dog lovers always see spots?

2. If a coffee mug and a shot glass had a baby would it be a mug shot?

3. Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together and only one of them knows it.

4. A mobile home with a flat tire is just a home.

5. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Now, I've thought too much. I must rest. Don't think about my thoughts too much or you'll need to rest as well. Don't ya think?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Peace Prize?

A: He was outstanding in his field!


Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So he wouldn't wake the sleeping pills.



*-- A Classic Bar Joke --*
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer for me please, and one for the road."



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.


Q: Why didn't the clock work?

A: It needed a hand!

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