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MOUTHPIECE - February 21, 2017

Good Afternoon,

I am quite the geek. Some people believe that being a geek or having geek tendencies is a negative thing. Quite the contrary.

Hey, if you enjoy mythology, the Rubik's Cube, computers, Star Wars, Star Trek, going to conventions, technology, movies, television, science fiction, J.R.R. Tolkien, comic books, Harry Potter, graphic novels, online gaming, the Force, Firefly, MST3K, Anime, the Weather Channel, The Matrix, Tron, lightsabers, chess sets, trivia games, exotic animals, vampires, superheroes, wizards, numbers, words, playing RPGs, LEGO, Weird Al Yankovic, Dr. Demento, Fantasy Football, cartoons, vintage clothing, my shirt tucked into my underwear, bugs, trains, and robots... you are like me, a geek.

Be proud of your geekitude and take the Geek Test now available in the world famous 'What's On the Web?' section of this wonderful publication.

Enjoy my geeky friends.

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."
--Mitch Hedberg

"My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping."
--Rita Rudner

"Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers."
--Alfred Lord Tennyson

[m] What's On the Web?

The Geek Test

Take this thorough exam to determine the rank of your geekiness. I've got the geek at approximately 20.1107%. Not too shabby.

Visit: The Geek Test

Animals Being Dicks

Not all animals are cute. Not all animals are fun. Not all animals are nice. Actually most animals are douche bags. This site features silly gifs of animals being jerks... and hilarious! Enjoy.

Visit: Animals Being Dicks

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s


If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.


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