MOUTHPIECE - February 7, 2017

Good Afternoon,

I was thinking about something and then my mind totally went blank. Don't you hate that? I don't hate it so much anymore because I've just gotten used to it. That's just how I am.

What was I going on about?

Today I have a great issue for you... I think... I hope.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."
--George Burns

"A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic."
--George Bernard Shaw

"I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
--Gilda Radner



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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- You might be a caffeine addict if... --*
1. You think sleep is for the weak.

2. The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.

3. You believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.

4. You've ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.

5. It's 6:09 AM and you're on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.

6. You regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.

7. Your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.

8. Your heart rate is always in triple digits.

9. You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.

10. Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.

11. You have on more than one occasion snorted instant coffee.

12. You suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee.

13. You've ever used the airplane's Call button just to get a coffee refill.

14. Your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes won't shut anymore.

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