MOUTHPIECE - January 31, 2017

Good Afternoon,

I discovered the 'Celebrity Baby Name Generator' and it may be the best way to come up with the best name ever that everyone will make fun of behind your back.

Take a minute to make a name for your future kid or kids. Then enjoy the Jelly Slice Game and Bizarre February Holidays. Good stuff, folks!

Bye January! Hello February!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
--Milton Berle

"If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life."
--Cher

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
--Mark Twain



[m] What's On the Web?
Celebrity Baby Name Generator
From Babycenter.com: Why should famous parents have all the fun? Give our baby name generator a spin and create a name weird or wonderful enough to fit a future star!

Visit: Celebrity Baby Name Generator


Jelly Slice Game
From AddictingGames.com: Slice the jelly in as few moves as you can make. Go on, try it. It's way harder than it looks.

Visit: Jelly Slice Game



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre February Holidays --*
February 1 is Serpent Day
February 2 is Purification Day
February 3 is Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is Disaster Day
February 6 is Lame Duck Day
February 7 is Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is Kite Flying Day
February 9 is Toothache Day
February 10 is Umbrella Day
February 11 is White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 is National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
February 15 is National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is National Battery Day
February 19 is National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is Hoodie Hoo Day
February 21 is Card Reading Day
February 22 is Be Humble Day
February 23 is International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is National Pistachio Day
February 27 is International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is Public Sleeping Day

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