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Sunday, January 29, 2017

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I walked past Lewis the other morning and noticed him leaning back in his chair, a cup of coffee cradled in his hands, a big, stupid grin on his face and an air of peace and serenity about his person.

"What the hell are you grinning about at 8:30 in the morning?" I asked him.

He gave me a conspiratorial wink, "You know that wonderful, relaxed and content feeling you get when your wife wakes you up with a blow job and you get to start your day with an orgasm?"

"My wife or your wife?"

Comparingly,

TZ

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