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Phunny Pictures - January 21, 2017

Howdy Folks,


Well, its o'fishal...I need glasses. My vision seemed to be getten bad, things looked blurry and whatnot, but i thought it might be due to the ten beer NFL playoff viewing every Sunday. It wasnt.

The eye doc was a very nice guy. When i got to his office for the exam he asked me, "What brings you in?"

"Could have been a car, a moped, a covered wagon, a dog sled, a rickshaw, a pogo stick, a horse, a small horse or possibly a large dog with a saddle on its back, I don't know I can bearly see my hand in front of my face. Are you a veterinarian?

Neeedless to say, I got some glasses and I can see better than ever before, which can backfire in some cases. Meaning, I discovered that my mother-in-law's mustache is handsomer than mine. More stuff to fix, I guess.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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