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Friday, January 20, 2017

Good morning crew,

The wife secured a couple tickets for us for the annual 'Bark and Brew' tonight, which is a fund-raiser presented by our local chapter of P.A.W.S. (or Pets Are Wonderful Support).

It is usually a pretty good time with lots of local brewers present, a buffet and music. We went to the same thing last year and you can read about that little adventure by clicking the link here...

A fun night at the Bark and Brew

If anything exciting happens I'll fill you in on the details next week.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them." -Harry Hill

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"My dog was my soul mate; we both love naps, we both skip lunch, we both hate the vacuum cleaner." -—Elayne Boosler

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"I hide photos on my computer of me petting other dogs in a file named 'Fireworks and vacuums' so my dog won't find them." -Eli Terry

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As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign: "Danger! Beware of Dog!" Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor.

"Is that the dog we're supposed to beware of?" he asks the owner.

"That's him," comes the reply.

"He doesn't look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?"

"'Cause before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."




*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*

After a sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: "All 40 accounted for."

"But I only have 38 sheep," says the farmer.

"I know," says the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up."

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