THE DAILY GROANER - January 16, 2017

Good Morning Groanies,

Ya know what's weird? When you wear the same clothes for an entire week you begin to have trouble remembering what day it is. Is it Wednesday or is it Saturday?

This happens to me at least six or seven weeks out of the year. Today's Monday, right?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- The Drunk and the Fire Engine --*
As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.

Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath.

In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine, "If that's the way you want it, you can keep your freaking ice creams!"



*-- Monkees Obsession --*
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with the Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face...



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why shouldn't you throw plastic bags into the swamps in Louisiana?

A: Because the bags are not bayou degradable.


Q: How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

A: They Take The Psycho Path.

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