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Sunday, January 15, 2017

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I was lounging in Lewis' office the other day when he pulled out one of those electronic cigarettes. I watched as he blew odorless smoke into the air.

"You know," I said, "even though I haven't smoked in years, lately I've been craving a cigar."

"Hmmm, I didn't realize I was giving you cravings," he said as he put it away.

"And a drink," I continued.


"And a blowjob."

"I know what you mean."

"Lewis? what are you doing tonight?"

"Nothing. You bring the wine."



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