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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Good morning crew,

I decided to take a vacation day today. It was either that or lose it, and while I really do enjoy hanging out at the office and pretending like I'm working, I thought a free day might be the perfect opportunity to run over to Indiana and visit one of my favorite local micro breweries to do a little drinking in the middle of the week.

Because it's not like there are any opportunities to party coming up in the near future.

I'll fill you in on any stories next week.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Amazon's home assistance device, 'The echo,' is already sold out until after the holidays. In the meantime, if you want to yell at something to turn off the lights or music in your house, just try your kids." -Jimmy Fallon

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"Ford announced today that it will resume car production in Venezuela starting this April. Employees will celebrate with a Fiesta." -Seth Meyers

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"A study has confirmed that eating less increases your lifespan. The study goes on to advise the residents of Wisconsin to get their affairs in order." -Conan O'Brien

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My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

"Good!" I exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to go out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."

"Great!" she replied. "I'll ride with you."




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When my daughter was about 9-years-old I became pregnant again. Of course, she wanted to know how it happened, so I gave what I considered an appropriate explanation of the process.

She asked, "Did you do that to get me?"

I said "yes," and she responded, "And you did it again?"

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