MOUTHPIECE - December 27, 2016

Good Afternoon,

I forgot to eat breakfast this morning. I made breakfast for myself, but I forgot to eat it.

However, I did remember to put together a very nice issue of Mouthpiece for you!

I think that the older I get the more I forget. I wonder what else I forgot today?

Oh, my parents are at the airport! Gotta go!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."
--Groucho Marx

"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it."
--Russell Baker

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
--Bill Vaughan



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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre January Holidays --*
January 1 is First Foot Day and Z Day
January 2 is Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is Bird Day
January 6 is Bean Day
January 7 is Old Rock Day
January 8 is National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher's Day
January 9 is Play God Day
January 10 is Peculiar People Day
January 11 is National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
January 14 is National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is Hat Day
January 16 is Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
January 17 is Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is National Popcorn Day
January 20 is National Buttercrunch Day
January 21 is National Hugging Day
January 22 is National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is Opposite Day
January 26 is Australia Day
January 27 is Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
January 29 is National Cornchip Day
January 30 is Escape Day
January 31 is National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day

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