THE DAILY GROANER - December 21, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Yes!!! Christmas is this Sunday so the next time I talk at you will be the day after. So Merry Christmas to all... and to all... a great issue of the Daily Groaner! It will be the gift that keeps on giving. That's right, the gift of chuckles, laughs, guffaws, cackles, giggles, titters, snickers, yuk it ups, and tee-hees thanks the six Q and A Quickies I have selected to share with you for the upcoming special holiday weekend.

Enjoy your holiday! And if you get coal in your stocking be happy because that stuff ain't cheap and it's very useful, not like an ugly sweater, perfume or a picture of a little dog dressed as an elf that daydreams about smelling other elf dog's butts. Oh, it's more true than you know.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's the best thing to give your parents for
Christmas?

A: A list of everything you want!


Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

A: "Aren't you tired of hanging around?"



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

A: Nothing, it was on the house!


Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

A: North Polish.



*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A: A broken drum, you can't beat it!


Q: Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?

A: They are always dropping their needles.

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