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MOUTHPIECE - December 20, 2016

Good Afternoon,


I really hope the holiday finds you well. I'll keep things brief and then I'll see you next week!

Now, enjoy today's issue. It's here to help enhance your holiday celebration - especially with the hilarious joke at the end. It's a good one!

Happy Holidays!

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less."
--Marie Curie

"As we grow old...the beauty steals inward."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Truth is what stands the test of experience."
--Albert Einstein



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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- A Christmas Gift --*

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

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