MOUTHPIECE - December 20, 2016

Good Afternoon,

I really hope the holiday finds you well. I'll keep things brief and then I'll see you next week!

Now, enjoy today's issue. It's here to help enhance your holiday celebration - especially with the hilarious joke at the end. It's a good one!

Happy Holidays!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

P.S. Did you miss an issue? You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page. Thousands of issues, all of your favorite publications in chronological order. You can read AND comment. Just click GopherArchives


[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less."
--Marie Curie

"As we grow old...the beauty steals inward."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Truth is what stands the test of experience."
--Albert Einstein



[m] What's On the Web?
When Smowmen Attack
Uh, oh! It looks like Santa's not out of the woods yet. Seems marauding snowmen are bent on destroying his workshop! Only you can help Santa fight the evil snowmen...melt them before they get too close...

Visit: When Smowmen Attack


Supreme Extreme Snowboarding
Jump, Flip, and Spin while Bombing down a Diamond! The bigger the tricks, the higher your score, so get out there and Own that Mountain!

Visit: Supreme Extreme Snowboarding



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- A Christmas Gift --*
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

***
Missed an Issue? Visit the Mouthpiece Archives