THE DAILY GROANER - December 12, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

I know that winter hasn't even started, but it needs to end before it begins.

I can't stand being cooped up indoors all day long. I need to get some fresh air. I need natural light. I need to feel nature's embrace. Do I come off sounding needy?

Before I take out the garbage I have to check the weather forecast to determine whether I should freeze or let the house smell like trash. And it's only December, what am I gonna do?

I can only wear so many hats, coats and gloves! Now the underwear will have to double and triple up!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

A: So he can ho-ho-ho.


Q: What do call Santa when he stops moving?

A: Santa Pause!



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snow bank.


Q: Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

A: Because of all the wrapping!



*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend for Christmas?

A: A 14 carrot ring.


Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

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