Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Good morning crew,
Hey! If you are looking for a great gift for the homemaker or amateur chef on your list, I have a great idea.
This is turning into one of the hottest products of the season and we have it for $39.99!
It is the Square Copper Pan Set
Why is it so great? Because with one pan you can bake, deep-fry, roast, steam, saute or broil. With just this one pan!
It can even go straight from the stove and into the oven.
As someone who was a bachelor for decades I can personally tell you how useful something like this is.
It is extra deep to make deep frying (and sauteing) easier, and it comes with a glass lid, fry basket, steam and roast rack.
Basically, it's like buying 4 pans in one.
I don't have to over-sell this item because we have a great video that already does it. If you spend 2 minutes watching it I bet you're going to end up buying one!
And if you order now you can still get it before Christmas using regular shipping.
Just click here to watch the video or to order yours
Laugh it up,
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"There's a new workout where people crawl like a baby. It's a new thing, because it strengthens your core while working your shoulders and hips. In response, babies were like, 'Have you seen our bodies?'" -Jimmy Fallon
"On Saturday, the hearse carrying Fidel Castro's remains broke down and had to be pushed. The hearse was being driven by Cuba's minister of metaphors." -Conan O'Brien
"Donald Trump has announced another Cabinet position. Dr. Ben Carson, who ran against him in the primary, has been nominated for secretary of Housing and Urban Development. Trump actually first announced this in a tweet, and it becomes official as soon as Congress retweets it. I think that's how the U.S. government works nowadays." -James Corden
After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it was out of gas. A passer-by told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas can from the trunk and trudged the distance in the sweltering sun.
The attendant filled my two-gallon can, and I lugged it back and poured the gas into the tank. But when I tried to unlock the car door, it wouldn't open. Just then, I noticed an identical old car parked a short distance away. That was my car; I had filled a stranger's gas tank.
Wearily I walked back to the station. "You know," the attendant suggested helpfully, "instead of walking back and forth to fill the tank from the can, you could put a couple of gallons in the tank and then drive the car here."
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While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes. Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand where I was cut from the shattered debris. I was immediately escorted to the hotel doctor.
"What happened?" he asked.
I said, "I was attacked by a flying saucer."