THE DAILY GROANER - November 16, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
Okay. I'm not ready for this wave of cold weather coming our way. Yes, I'm talking weather again.
I love the fall weather. The falling leaves, the cool, crisp air, and it being pitch black outside at 4:30pm. It's great, but it doesn't last long enough for me.
The thing I think I'm gonna miss the most is the feeling of a fall breeze hitting me as I brisky walk to the curbside mailbox with my bathrobe on, and slightly ajar. I don't think the neighbors will miss it though.
Don't leave me fall. We've only just begun.
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*-- This One Is Punny --*
A man and his clone were walking along the rim of the Grand Canyon.
The man and his clone were identical except for one thing - the clone loved to use foul language.
The man didn't want to listen to his clone ranting all day, everyday, using that kind of language, so he pushed his clone over the rim.
That resulted in the first obscene clone-fall.
*-- Three Blondes And A Lightbulb --*
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: After the flash on his camera malfunctioned, what did the devil get back from the drugstore?
A: Prints of darkness.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.
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