Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

A 12-year-old boy was arrested on a charge of drunk driving after allegedly driving drunk and leading police on a high-speed chase, according to police in Texas.

The boy, who was not identified, was charged with driving while intoxicated, failing to stop and render aid, and evading police.

Austin police said that the incident unfolded around 7:30 a.m. A police officer noticed that a vehicle was weaving in and out of traffic.

The officer attempted to pull over the driver, but he sped up and led police on a high-speed chase. At some point, the driver hit another vehicle head on.

Surprisingly, the boy managed to drive away. Eventually, the boy hit a utility pole, and the vehicle overturned, ending the chase.

Police approached the vehicle, and it was then that they realized the age of the suspect and that he was drunk. He was taken to a hospital after suffering minor injuries.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Police are looking to arrest a man on a charge of assault after allegedly stabbing Cookie Monster, who was trying to stop a fight, according to police in New York. The New York Police Department said that the incident unfolded in Times Square, where people dress as characters to collects tips from tourists in exchange for photos. 24-year-old Christopher Ramos told police that he dressed as Cookie Monster in order to collect tips from tourists. At some point, a fight broke out between a 30-year-old man who was dressed as a fighter pilot and a man who was dressed as an American Indian. Ramos stepped in to try to stop the fight, but the 30-year-old man pulled out a knife and stabbed Cookie Monster in the back. So far, no arrests have been made.

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A British Airways pilot has been suspended after photos on Facebook, show him with his pants down and performing sex acts while flying. Captain Colin Glover, 51, of Dublin, Ireland, has been suspended despite denying the allegations. Glover said that the person in the photos is not him. One photo shows the pilot naked from the waist down. His legs were resting on the airplane's controls and he appeared to be pleasuring himself. Because where else are you going to put your feet? The pilot was also wearing women's stockings. Another photo shows the pilot looking at photos of naked women while performing sex acts on himself. The photos of the naked women obstructed the view of the dashboard. Two different serial numbers are visible in the photos, suggesting that the images were taken on two separate flights. A spokesperson for British Airways said that the allegations against Glover are extremely serious and therefore, he was suspended pending the outcome of the investigation. Only one question remains; where was the copilot during all this?




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Where are these women who are sending pics of their tits all over the Internet? I can't even get my girlfriend to smile in a picture.


That story is exactly why I pull over every time I take my shirt off to take a picture of my breasts. -Lily


It's incredible that taxes, fees and penalties took more than half of that woman's million dollar lottery win. With the amount of money the government steals it's a wonder they're constantly broke.

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