MOUTHPIECE - November 1, 2016

Good Afternoon,

November always seems like a boring month to me. Well, there is Thanksgiving, but there's not much else...until now. Just wait, keep on reading.

November shall no longer be known as a boring month that drags on and on until we get some stuffing and turkey and then some great shopping deals on stuff we don't need but have to have.

Believe it or not, but November is actually a month filled with holidays that are fun, entertaining, and very weird.

Be sure to take a gander, look, or a peak at the list of "Bizarre November Holidays" that I have for you near the end of this wonderful publication.

Also, there's some Halloween run-off because one day is just not enough.

Enjoy and have some fun over there!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them."
--Edgar Allan Poe

"The road to hell is paved with adverbs."
--Stephen King

"I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run."
--Babe Ruth



[m] What's On the Web?
15 Paranormal Images Even Non-Crazy People Find Creepy
Take a look at some the creepiest stuff you'll ever see, well, except for the 2016 election coverage.

Visit: 15 Paranormal Images Even Non-Crazy People Find Creepy


If Horror Movie Posters Were Forced To Be Honest
From Cracked.com: The people who make movie posters are pretty bad at their jobs. We know this because whenever we see one of their creations, we're never quite sure what the film is supposed to be about. So, Hollywood filmmakers who we know are definitely reading this, consider throwing a gig at one of our photoplasticians next time you need some promotional material.

Visit: If Horror Movie Posters Were Forced To Be Honest



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre November Holidays --*
November 1 is Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is Gunpowder Day
November 6 is Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is Dunce Day
November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is Air Day
November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is Button Day
November 17 is Take A Hike Day
November 18 is Occult Day
November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is Absurdity Day
November 21 is World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is National Cashew Day
November 24 is Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is National Parfait Day
November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is Square Dance Day
November 30 is Stay At Home Because You're Well Day

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