Thursday, October 27, 2016

Greetings Laff Lovers,

To quote James Brown in The Blues Brothers, "Do you see the light? Do you see the light?" I saw the light after one of my kids broke the umpteenth flashlight I bought for the house.

That's when I bought our very own Tactical Swat Rechargeable 3W Flashlight for only TEN BUCKS.

This little 6-inch beauty is heavy duty. It is made of high-strength aerospace aluminum, making it water and shock resistant and a lot tougher for my kids to destroy. And instead of a bunch of little LEDs, this flashlight uses one hyper-efficient 3W LED bulb, with a lifetime use exceeding 110,000 hours.

Now comes the really cool part; unlike most other flashlights, this one comes with a rechargeable battery that will last up to 3 continuous hours when fully charged. And it includes a car and wall adapter.

Plus, it has some other cool features like an adjustable focus shifts from flood to spot-light. If you click the link you can watch a short video that gives you all the details.

Listen, if you've ever scrambled for a flashlight only to discover it's dead or broken when you need it, then pick up a Rechargeable Tactical Swat Flashlight for $9.99, and the next time the lights go out you'll be glad you did.

Click here for more details or to order yours.

Illuminatingly,

TZ

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A moment of silence passes, then the guy says, "I can't believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!"




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He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.

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