THE DAILY GROANER - October 19, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Here are a few things I was thinking about...

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what do you have to eat to keep the dentist away?

Why does everything taste like chicken?

What do the French call French Toast, French Bread, and French Fries?

What be a pirate's favorite letter? Do you think it be "R" or would it be the "C" they love the most!

Oh, and here's a joke from reader that he asked me to share.

Q: What do u call Halloween bees?

A: boo bees!

That's hilarious!!! Juvenile, but hilarious nonetheless.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- The Eye Roller --*
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"

"Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."



*-- I Have A Bone to Pick --*
An annoying skeleton was being chased by a dog, the dog lost track of the skeleton and told a man walking by, "I have a bone to pick with him."

The man asked, "Which one?"

The dog then replied, "I don't know he has so many."



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

A: Wrap music!


Q: What do you call wood when it's scared?

A: Petrified!

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