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Saturday, October 15, 2016

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

A father was arrested on a charge of assaulting a police officer after allegedly punching a policeman in the face, according to police in Montana.

Great Falls police said that they have arrested 19-year-old Timothy Alan Hanson, after being accused of allowing his baby to crawl on the street alone in cold temperatures.

Hanson has been charged with assault on a police officer, endangering the welfare of a child and resisting arrest. He was booked into jail, and his bail was set at $10,000.

According to the criminal complaint, Detective Jesse Slaughter heard a child crying on the street while walking with his family on Sunday.

The baby was wearing a short-sleeved shirt and pants without socks or shoes. The temperature at the time was around 39 degrees.

Slaughter was trying to find the child's parents when Hanson approached him. Slaughter identified himself as a police officer and Hanson started a physical altercation.

Hanson then punched the police officer in the face and ran into his apartment. When the officer noticed a gun in the apartment, he called for backup.

Hanson resisted arrest, and a Taser had to be used to detain him.


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Austin Harrouff had been taking steroids. This is something that the police are not equipped or trained to detect. It explains his aggressive behavior and why, in his "roid rage," the taser had no effect.
[Very believable. However, the officers should have recognized it, since so many cops regularly use steroids. It's practically an epidemic among them.]

I have never found any diamonds with my daughter, but I did find a vibrator in her room once. And that was the last time I looked for anything.

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