Phunny Pictures - October 15, 2016
I had such a hecktick week last week. My wife was taken ill by so crazy flu that's a goin round. See was in pretty bad shape so I took some time off of work to help with the house stuff, the kids and to nurse my little lady back to health.
I cleaned the house from top to bottom. i made the kids lunches, cleaned em, dressed em, drove em to and from the various place they had to be taken to and from from, and made sure that all they're homework was done. It was alot of work, but it got done and i had a great sense of accomplishment when it was done. I don't know how my wife does it. I'm a very luck guy and i really need to show her that i appreciate all that see does for me and our kids.
I took care of my wife in an extra special way. I was at her becken call. I got her medicine, juice, food, fluffed her pillows, drew her a bath, read her her racing form, petted the dogs, and a hundred various other things that made her illness a bit more tollerable for her. I'm good at nursing.
I'm happy to report that she's almost back to 100%. I'd say she's around 89.3% but then again I was never that good with numbers.
I'm also happy to report that during all of my hard work I didn't complain once. Well, i did, but just once. I said that he worst part was srubbin the bathroom tub and floor in that skimpy nurse uniform.
Take Care Y'all
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