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MOUTHPIECE - October 11, 2016

Good Afternoon,


I don't believe that I have ever uttered a thought provoking statement in my lifetime... well, until now.

"Why is it called a toothbrush and not a teethbrush?"

If that did anything for you I have a great list for you which features amazing thought provoking statements that will change your life and the world you live in... forever.

Well, that's kinda setting the bar a bit too high. That's just how I work.

Enjoy and prepare to have statements provoke your thoughts. Really!

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y


"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
--Mark Twain

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."
--Salvador Dali

"If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down."
--Mary Pickford



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25 Easy And Funny Couples Halloween Costumes

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Thought Provoking Statements --*

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

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