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MOUTHPIECE - September 27, 2016

Good Afternoon,


The month of October starts on Saturday, so before we start enjoying all 31 days of what I like to call "Fun-tober" I just thought that you might like to know what's special about each day in this up coming month.

Only in October can you have such things as Moldy Cheese Day, Name Your Car Day, and National Bologna Day! That's amazing!

Don't miss out on October and all of the fun and weird 31 days that make it up. I'm looking forward to 'White Cane Safety Day' the most. Don't ask.

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer."
--Muhammad Ali

"Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life."
--Immanuel Kant

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."
--Hunter S. Thompson



[m] What's On the Web?

47 Hilarious Knock-Off Toys That Just Aren't Quite Right

From Ranker.com: Knock off toys are BIG BUSINESS for discount retailers and bootleg shops. Well, they might be big business, but they are certainly not big on quality or accuracy. Check out this bog list of some of these rather bizarrely hilarious knock-offs.

Visit: 47 Hilarious Knock-Off Toys That Just Aren't Quite Right


Thumbs & Ammo

Thumbs & Ammo replaces the guns in famous movie stills with thumbs. It's quite entertaining and might improve some movies. The sites motto - "Real tough guys don't need guns, they just need a positive, can-do attitude."

Visit: Thumbs & Ammo




[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Bizarre October Holidays --*

October 1 is World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is Name Your Car Day
October 3 is Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is National Golf Day
October 5 is National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is National Frappe Day
October 8 is American Tag Day
October 9 is Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is It's My Party Day
October 12 is International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is National Peanut Festival
October 14 is Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is Dictionary Day
October 17 is Gaudy Day
October 18 is No Beard Day
October 19 is Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is Babbling Day
October 22 is National Nut Day
October 23 is National Mole Day
October 24 is National Bologna Day
October 25 is Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is Mule Day
October 27 is Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day
October 29 is Hermit Day
October 30 is National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic Powers Day

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