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MOUTHPIECE - September 13, 2016

Good Afternoon,


Today, we have it all! Games, quotes, sign language and wise advice from kids. What more could you ask for? No, I'm not sending you twenty bucks.

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
--Abraham Lincoln

"Instant gratification takes too long."
--Carrie Fisher

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
--George Burns



[m] What's On the Web?

Gluey Game

"Sticky globs of bright colors. I hate them! I will destroy them, by clicking them. Now, out of my way, you glob-huggers!"

Visit: Gluey Game


Hand Speak

Whether you are looking to learn sign language or wanting to eavesdrop on a deaf person's conversation, Handspeak.com will teach you to read and sign many different words. If you just would like to know what a certain word would mean in sign, this is the website to visit!

Visit: Hand Speak



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- WISE ADVICE FROM KIDS --*

"Medicine only works if it's cherry flavored."
-- Elissa, 9

"Good food always comes with a toy."
-- Ryan, 6

"Just because your dog drinks from the toilet, doesn't mean you should."
-- Juaquim, 7

"Don't dry the dog in the microwave."
-- Brittany, 5

"If mommy says no, then you should ask daddy."
-- Daniel, 7

"You can't eat soup with a fork."
-- Mel, 4

"Don't pick your nose when you're finger-painting."
--Xiang, 8

"Never ask mom when she's going to go on a diet."
--Bob, 11

[From Andychaps]

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