MOUTHPIECE - August 23, 2016

Good Afternoon,

Looking over today's edition I noticed that the topics I've got for you range from made up pop culture moments to bar jokes and then some solid quotes.

So... business as usual! There's good quality stuff here. Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."
--Harry S. Truman

"Be sincere; be brief; be seated."
--Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to."
--Mark Twain




[m] What's On the Web?
5 Famous Pop Culture Moments (That Never Actually Happened)
From Cracked.com: Imagine Darth Vader snarling "Luke, I'm your father." Or picture Captain Kirk saying "Beam me up, Scotty." Some pop culture moments are so iconic that they've been burned into our nerd brains forever. Except that neither of those things ever happened. Sure, the stuff we remember is pretty close, but for whatever reason, we twisted the real stuff up, and rephrased and reworked it in our brains until we hear the wrong lines being delivered. And there's more...

Visit: 5 Famous Pop Culture Moments (That Never Actually Happened)


It's Always Sunny in Gotham
If you're a fan of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and the "Batman" universe... this page is for you!

Visit: It's Always Sunny in Gotham




[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Drinks Are On Me --*
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

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