MOUTHPIECE - August 16, 2016

Good Afternoon,

Yesterday, I asked my co-workers if they would be interested in calling Monday's "Funday". They talked about for a few minutes and then they started booing me. And then somebody threw a chair at me. So, it goes without saying, that means that they are all for turning Monday to "Funday".

Are you looking forward to next Funday? How about today? It's Tuesday. I'm not sure what Tuesday should be turned into, but I'll be sure to let you know when I do. Until then...please enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning."
--Marlo Thomas

"Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse."
--Miguel de Cervantes

"When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody."
--W. S. Gilbert



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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Great Book That Were Never Written --*
1. 20 yards to the Out House by Willie Makit (Illustrated by Betty Wont)

2. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily

3. Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis

4. I Was Prepared by Justin Case

5. The Nudist Colony by Seymour Skin

6. The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later

7. Supporting Athletes by Jacques Strappe

8. Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts

9. Falling Off A Cliff by Eileen Dover

10. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley

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