MOUTHPIECE - August 2, 2016
I'm itching to do something. I'm tired of being inside all day. I need to get out and do something constructive, but what?
I think I'm going to wash my car... or my clothes... or myself... maybe all three, I just don't know. I just don't know.
All I know is I'm going to wash something.
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant."
"Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible."
--Frank Moore Colby
We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities."
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- You Might Be a Farmer If... --*
* Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
* You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.
* You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
* You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
* You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
* You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.
* You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
* You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment.
* You have used a velvetleaf plant as toilet paper.
* You have driven off the road while examining your neighbor's crops.
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