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MOUTHPIECE - July 26, 2016

Good Afternoon,

Do you like mustaches? Do you have a mustache? Do you want a mustache? Would you like to be transported to a magical world where the mustache reigns supreme? Okay, would about taking a virtual trip to the American Mustache Institute? Excellent choice!

Learn and experience all you can concerning the mustache at the American Mustache Institute. Then, remove the red (it's a game), and then gear up for the most bizarre holidays that August has to offer.

It's all good!

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything."
--Thomas A. Edison

"Architecture is the art of how to waste space."
--Philip Johnson

"Having a dream is what keeps you alive. Overcoming the challenges make life worth living."
--Mary Tyler Moore

[m] What's On the Web?

Red Remover Game

You hate red! You click the red boxes to destroy them!
You LIKE green! You save those green boxes! Now you play
many many levels!

Visit: Red Remover Game

American Mustache Institute

This amazing treasure of a site is all about "Protecting
the rights of, and fighting discrimination against
mustached Americans, by promoting the growth, care, and
culture of the mustache."

Visit: American Mustache Institute

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- Bizarre August Holidays --*

August 1 is National Mustard Day
August 2 is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is National Watermelon Day
August 4 is U.S. Coast Guard Day
August 5 is Work Like a Dog Day
August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is National Lighthouse Day
August 8 is Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day
August 9 is Book Lover's Day
August 10 is National S'mores Day
August 11 is Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is Middle Child's Day
August 13 is Left Hander's Day
August 14 is National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is Relaxation Day
August 16 is National Tell a Joke Day
August 17 is National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is Aviation Day
August 20 is National Radio Day
August 21 is Senior Citizen's Day
August 22 is National Tooth Fairy Day
August 23 is Ride the Wind Day
August 24 is Vesuvius Day
August 25 is Kiss and Make Up Day
August 26 is National Dog Day
August 27 is Global Forgiveness Day
August 28 is Race Your Mouse Day
August 29 is More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is Frankenstein Day
August 31 is National Trail Mix Day


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