MOUTHPIECE - July 12, 2016
Good Afternoon,
I thought today would be a good day for a joke. I'm all about the jokes lately.
Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I think I am a dog."
Doctor: "Lie down on the couch."
Patient: "I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture."
It feels good to laugh, doesn't it? Have a good week.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible."
--Albert Einstein
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
--Mark Twain
[m] What's On the Web?
The 16 Worst Songs To Reach Number One
I know you can only hear them, but these songs stink. I
mean they stink bad! Trust me. Check out the 16 worst
songs to reach numero uno.
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10 Awesome Accidental Discoveries
From Popular Mechanics: As Plato said, "science is nothing
but perception," and these 10 accidental acts of discovery
embody the sentiment. Of course, it helps to be a leading
scientist in the field-devoting your life to the pursuit
of one cure, invention, or innovation-but a little luck
goes a long way, too.
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- What Do Blondes Drink? --*
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender: "What is a B and C?"
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
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